Death Before Dishonor. Dessert Before Dinner.

28 June 2029 @ 09:19 am

Did I friend you? Did you friend me? Lookie here!

If I like your journal or find that we have a common interest, I might add you without warning. I'll say hi eventually, or just start commenting you like we're old pals. If this bothers you, or if you want me to remove you from my flist, then drop me a line, motherfucker. No harm, no blame. Feel free to friend/defriend me at will, y'all.

Tags: flist

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24 November 2009 @ 01:03 pm

The greatest thing you've ever seen

Tags: awesome, youtube

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23 November 2009 @ 01:12 am

I came.

Here, have a picture of the hottest woman ever:

And enjoy her hilarious videos on youtube.

Tags: dream girl

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21 November 2009 @ 06:55 am

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Double Act Kink Meme :D

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20 November 2009 @ 03:10 am

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I'm finally caught up on Supernatural!

I love the Harvelles.

DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Tags: supernatural

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19 November 2009 @ 09:46 am

Panty Scorcher

Tags: boosh, dreamboat, julian fucking barratt

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19 November 2009 @ 12:51 am

Saw capspam

I legit love these films and I don't understand anyone who doesn't. Had a rewatch marathon of all six in the series yesterday and will now spam you with various screencaps.

MOTHERFUCKING ENTERTAINMENT

( shit )

Tags: movies, saw, screencaps

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17 November 2009 @ 06:33 pm

I LOVE THESE WONDERFUL QUEERS

Dear Barratt, I think your hair looks great and I would bang you like a door in the wind. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

ETA: Oh, and it turns out my Future Sailors dvd wasn't shipped out yesterday because my bank is trying to ruin my life by denying Amazon.co.uk access to my funds. WHAT. FUCKING FUCK YOU, US BANK. If this problem isn't solved by a phone call I'm going to stab myself in the face.

Tags: boosh, i hate myself for loving noel fielding, the jumper that won't die

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17 November 2009 @ 12:40 am

All I want is pot and money

I'm giving up weed for an entire month because my parents don't think I can.

#1 on my to-do list: GET SHIT DONE YOU LAZY COW

Tags: don't dare me, life, pot

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22 October 2009 @ 12:31 am

I didn't sign on for second-degree assault party.

Home brewed hard cider and Murder Party are my favorite Halloween traditions of recent years. What sucks is that I don't even have plans for Halloween night yet, aside from mischief & fuckin' mayhem.

If I don't stop drinking tonight I am fersure gonna puke.

Tags: halloween, take me drunk i'm home

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19 October 2009 @ 05:57 pm

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Handful of leftover songs recently uploaded:

Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science
The Cramps - Human Fly
The Misfits - Halloween
The Misfits - Skulls
The Misfits - Ghouls Night Out
The Voluptuous Horror Of Karen Black - I Believe in Halloween
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
The Damned - Nasty
John Carpenter's Halloween - Theme
Dead Kennedys - Halloween
AC/DC - Night Prowler
Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl
Creedence Clearwater Revival - I Put A Spell On You
Blitzkid - Among The Dead
Blitzkid - October 31

BLAH.

Tags: music

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19 October 2009 @ 12:06 pm

Chainsaw Maid

Tags: short film, youtube, zombies

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18 October 2009 @ 02:25 pm

I'm sorry, are you from the past?

Interracial Couple Denied Marriage License By Louisiana Justice Of The Peace

I take it all back, Louisiana. This is some pretty big bullshit.

Tags: fuck you, news, racial discrimination, what year is it?, wut

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17 October 2009 @ 10:54 pm

I shouldn't be allowed adult luxuries

I just ashed my cigarette into my coffee then drank it.

DDDDDDDDDD:

Tags: sucks to be me, take me drunk i'm home

Current Mood: stupid

Current Music: Drag Me To Hell

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17 October 2009 @ 04:21 pm

I Put a Spell on You

What is it about Louisiana Voodoo that makes it so damn fascinating? My mom bought me a couple of books as Halloween gifts and they are awesome. I almost wish I could believe in this bullshit because it would definitely raise my cool factor a few notches.

Tags: life, shit or something

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16 October 2009 @ 05:22 pm

Classic Halloween Art